Can't tie my shoes but I can fuck your bitch.
Damn I’m in the mood to destroy all traces of the person I was and rise glorious from the ashes as a New Creature, that Scoprio full moon sure is on the rise huh
white person: *eats chicken tikka masala once* i just…. i feel so connected… to indian culture …. I’m learning to speak islam…. check out my third eye….. chakra
sorry i’m late, professor. i’m disenchanted with the human experience and waking up every morning thrusts me into an instant existential crisis